shoutout to people working weekends and overnights and overtime, people working in hospitality and retail and food service, who are sacrificing time with their loved ones, so fuckers with weekday desk jobs get to live comfortably with the amenities we provide while simultaneously shitting all over us for not getting “real jobs”
the best pranks are the super harmless ones
like why would you pull someones pants down in public or like put them in danger or humiliate them when you can just baffle them by leaving tiny plastic camels all over their house or taping bill cosby’s face over every single face in every picture in their house?
Last year the seniors had a mariachi band follow the principle for 3 hours
Confuse, don’t abuse ;)
MY NEW MOTTO
I will NEVER judge people who eat meat if they can not afford the privilege not to. I know of people who went back to eating meat because their ED started back up, and some went back when it interfered with medications. I know there are a lot of people in food deserts or of people who are too oppressed to access proper foods. Like, there are rare health disorders and such. I am aware of people who can not go vegan for mental and physical health reasons. I support these people, I do not judge these people, these people will never be a target of my rants.
But able/privilege meat eaters, I will not afford the same. Stop tokenizing people who are not privileged like you just so you can excuse yourself of responsibility. That is all.
Is there anyone who hasn’t?
For me, the classic one is “dour”